My Old Kentucky Home (Score 1)

It's bad enough to have my nationality associated with such backwards mythology maquerading as science, but to have in my beloved Kentucky is even worse. Shoot... now it'll be another 50 years until we can shed our image inside the US. Just for the foreign readers, it should be known that "Louisville is a cultural oasis in the barren wastelands of the Midwest", (originally stated by the UMass Math Dept head, a very wise man)