Insects are best...

Yes, and World of Warcraft is the main reason I don't switch, but there are other games I would want to play as well.

Since bonobos are the same genus, I'm not really surprised that they would be as close to us, genetically, as the other members of that genus (there are only two species in the genus Pan). But maybe there's just something I'm missing about how biology works (which wouldn't be surprising either since I'm not a biologist).

Yeah, I see this attitude a lot. It doesn't stop me, because I don't associate problems with installing/using an OS with its jerkier adherents, but I can see where it would definitely turn some people off.