Perhaps we should just bring in some cheap H1-Bees to take care of the pollination problem.

9 out of 10 apes knew I was thinking about bananas and flinging my own shit. Genius!!

But I sure have made the 'Pope Cry' a lot since first gaining access.

Would you say the same if it was NAMBLA instead of Bronies?

It is everybody's fault, but mine.

Ah. Excellent, I have been intentionally not developing real muscles for years so I would have room for the artificial ones.

Who's sorry now dad?!

In other news it turns out that Men can not actually give birth.

So they can track them and listen in on their calls.

One upside of Valve creating their own Linux distro, is we may finally get to see some financials / sales numbers when Microsoft sues them. Another upside is Valve may actually put up a fight and get some of these patents invalidated.

$306 Million... That's a Lot of LEGOs!

Well Apple keeps Jobs in American Soil, That has to count for something.

I feel these books were very one sided, I do not approve.

Unfortunately I live in my Moms basement... Sorry Dad

Sorry, my bad