See all my data management is taken care of for me. It's just like giving your valuables to a maid to throw down a disposal. Finding an iOS reader that doesn't require a Google Reader account is nigh impossible.

If you've seen MIB, then you'd realize this is actually an Alien transport depot. This one's above the government. If you zoom in too close there will be a red flash and then your browser will go back to something like LiveJournal.