Comment Re: Why portray it as an issue only affecting wome (Score 1) 532
Because dick recognition isn't a thing.
I hope one day they are able to x-ref with Snapchat dickpics accounts.
Comment Re:Monster cable (Score 1) 384
Nothing quite like the sound of properly cured and aged cable. Makes the tone warmer, the highs less harsh, and the bullshit greater compared to the fresh stuff that hasn't been properly cured yet.
Comment Re: Here's an idea... (Score 1) 139
Sensei Kreese doesn't wear pants.
Comment Re:Next step... (Score 1) 478
Apple doesn't care...a few thousand audio producers worldwide - 0.000000000001% of the market.
Comment Re:worse crime (Score 1) 294
This. Linus was the dumb one here.
Comment MS can fix this easily (Score 2) 52
Microsoft has lots of money. Why don't they just actively buy these exploits as they hit the market (through an 'agent' if they must), reverse engineer them, update EMET & issue a patch that closes the flaw, and move on, long before anyone is hacked ???
Comment ummm.no. (Score 5, Insightful) 331
Let it die. It's a terrible language and it should die a death. don't open source it or you'll just encourage a new wave of cheapskate programmers to start learning bad habits and producing crappy code.
Comment Re:In other news. (Score 1) 23
Notepad you say? Open that 8tb backup image in notepad some time. go on, i'll wait. and wait. and wait. ....
Comment Re:Obviously they had to pay a lot (Score 2) 334
I know you're being silly on purpose, but would a true randomizing device really be necessary?
I have a $0.01 alternative to this randomizer app.... Flip a fair coin. Designate one side of the penny Heads, and the other side tails....
Also, even if they have 50,000 pre-check lanes, the total cost is still only $500.
Sell the pennies to the government for $10 apiece.
Comment Re:Favorite duplicated poll? (Score 1) 237
Post this poll now. really.
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