Comment Re: Why portray it as an issue only affecting wome (Score 1) 532
Because dick recognition isn't a thing.
I hope one day they are able to x-ref with Snapchat dickpics accounts.
I know you're being silly on purpose, but would a true randomizing device really be necessary?
I have a $0.01 alternative to this randomizer app.... Flip a fair coin. Designate one side of the penny Heads, and the other side tails....
Also, even if they have 50,000 pre-check lanes, the total cost is still only $500.
Sell the pennies to the government for $10 apiece.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings