I have announced Oxygen+. Better than stale old oxygen, I've re-engineered it for the future of breathing. Better, faster, stronger, and since "old" communist deployed oxygen suddenly seems to be running low as of late you'd better take out a lifetime subscription now, as you could certainly be caught dead without Oxygen+!

1. Subsidize product running off "big iron" 2. Get people hooked 3. Jack up the price as high as it'll go 4. Wonder why everyone decided to run the software on their own hardware instead. Rinse and repeat decade after decade.

-the week gas prices shoot up 25% due to a war. Nice.

Cheeto man literally tried and failed a year ago. There's a congressional law that mandates any state that starts using daylight savings time cannot legally stop without permission, and Congress is filled with so many dusty liches that they refuse to repeal this law despite overwhelming popularity to do so because their literally fossilized brains cannot comprehend doing the jobs they were chosen to do.

America's problems go far deeper than dementia Hitler, the two houses of Congress are nothing but petty robbers so old they think walking on two legs is a modern invention, and it has a populace so disconnected and uncaring about how the government works or what it does they keep re-electing these paleozoic cretins indefinitely. Cheeto man is just the apotheosis of glitzy, substanceless drooling uncaringness that is the United States.

Now where's my $20 million dollars in venture capital? BTW I'm 3 and my co-founder hasn't been conceived yet.

Understanding the US is currently under the thumb of an ancient, tyrannical dictator US President Donald Trump has vowed to end the regime of the United States and free its people from oppression. The President is quoted as saying "They have oil, they have all the oil, did you know this? I just learned how much oil they have, and land. So much land, the United States will be the biggest the country on the continent after we take over the US. The US President better surrender quietly."

... doesn't know what school is for. I hope this grift is entertaining enough to warrant a podcast so I can be entertained by it years from now. Maybe I'll think about horses while listening to it.

someone were to post an image of exactly what a Flock Surveillance camera looks like in this very comments section.

also likes when other people hear him talk. Local psychologists concerned he may have untreated narcissism but can't stand listening to him long enough to find out.

"capable of mutual substitution" - Merriam Webster. I.E. more and more one tv looks like any other tv, all that matters is price and margins are next to zero. So sure, sell the unprofitable product division, who'd want it.

-till a badly redacted file shows Trump is directly connected to the aliens beaming thoughts into our brains.

Spends as much time in a Court room, as he caaan
What's he done wrong, what's he done right?
Nobody knows, court room maaan.

Spends as much time in a Court room, as he caaan
What's he done wrong, what's he done right?
Nobody knows, court room maaan.

Is this response AI? Are you AI? Better check a mirror, but the mirror is AI, so it lies to you as well.

Fields medal winner June Huh is right, you can only do about 4 hours of real work a day before your neurons get filled with detritus and you need some sleep to wash it out. Stop killing your brain for a company you don't even own cause it sounds cool and go take a 2 hour lunch ya dumb nerds.