I have never understood this penchant for having workplaces many kilometres (or miles if you must) away from where people live. I can understand not wanting to live near polluting industry but a tech office, or financial office, and such, shouldn't be polluting except perhaps with the noise generated by the presence of people and supporting commercial operations such as cafes and so forth.

That said, the dead hand of capitalism or the market will basically fix this problem in the long run; eventually the real estate is likely to become so inexpensive to renovate or rebuild that some corporation - or even a government (but I wouldn't hold my breath here - governments in the USA seem to be spectacularly hopeless at doing any public works) - will find an incentive to try something new and innovative out, such as "building housing in SF such that workers don't need to commute into the city and/or far to where they work".

...they didn't lie.

Well, in Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" the martians' had their butts kicked by bacteria when arriving from earth; now we think that bacteria can survive space flight. Wouldn't be the first time that we would spread bacteria to new places when colonising places where "nothing" exists right?

...seems to be the true name of a certain media outlet, right?

Automating jobs is designed to replace people; who would have thought?

We'll hand over your private data...oh wait, they already do THAT anyway?

In IPv6 every atom (at least - possible even the sub-atomic particles) can have an IP address, right?

There'll soon be a wall over Texas to keep out the aliens.

We admitted we were powerless over computers, so we refused to ever and will never use them.

How about - no?

But they DO have release songs (although only up to 6.1):

https://www.openbsd.org/lyrics...

I always wondered if the devices used to track animals (e.g. GPS trackers and such) would affect the results and give the similar "the results changed whilst debugging" error.

...the President will pardon him, her errr whatever gender he/she/it is.

Oh wait a minute, Obama's not the POTUS any longer.

The only way to rate the Italian Jail experience ... would be to get yourself thrown into one, right? At least, in theory, he didn't have to kill anyone to get his entry pass.

The only put the ads in for non-American users! :P