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Comment US?! - There's no us. - A chemical alternative (Score 1) 246

Jon - US, There's no US. You mean people like you!

For anyone dinked enough to pay to see this (no, I haven't, but the ads make me hit the ESC button
on the remote) I have a selection of chemical alternatives that are less expensive, more fun and probably less damaging to the brain.

For those wanting to simulate the experience of
this film I offer a little number called "RageOn"
(a tasty little microbrewed blend of LSD and Dextroamphetamine) the kit also contains a ball peen hammer and instructions. Take the capsule, stand in front of your bathroom mirror and trash yourself on the skull and upper body...it's incredible!

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