litesgod's Journal: Buttprint Pants

Hi All

I would just like to take a break from the war to bring up something else that could be quite damaging to our society. It is getting on to spring now, and with temperatures reaching 60F today, people around here shed their parka's for some more comfortable clothing.

This brings me to my point. Buttprint pants should be illegal. You know, the pants with the "Go Team" written right across the rear? Now look, I am as big a fan of the buttprint pants as any man is. But, they are dangerous!

They are dangerous in several ways. Firstly, I'm walking along, and some girl with the words "_uke Roc__!" written on her ass steps in front of me. Suddendly, I'm not paying attention to where I'm walking anymore. Instead, I'm trying to figure out what those other letters are. But I cant, they've disappeared underneath her left cheek. Next thing I know, I run into a tree. All because this women uses her behind as a billboard.

And that isn't the worst that could happen! Let's say I'm reading this posteriour poster that she is wearing, and she notices! Now she thinks I'm leering at her. She turns around, and I'm busted. "It isn't my fault! Maybe a few days at the gym would tighten things up, make it easier to read."

So, as you can see, buttprint pants are a danger to us all. So please women, if you want to show your school spirit, do so in a safe, effective manner. Think of the rest of us.

As always, comments are welcome

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[Badmunster]

I think I know who wrote that last comment. ;) Regardless, I agree litesgod. But what is worse is when the shorts support sports teams such as, oh let's say, Tennessee. (Sorry, that one was for Kujo).

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[litesgod]

I agree, I don't want anyone, even the hottest women [such as the one that wrote that first comment (hey, I gotta cover my ass to ya know)] to sit on Tennessee. However, I think perhaps colleges should produce merchandise where the team logo is located on the body in a fasion that represents where the team is located on the standings. That way Floridians can still wear buttprint all they want.