Comment Re:Online talk replacing real life talk (Score 2) 186
The first thing I'm going to do is go outside for a walk. Then I'm going to have a conversation with a real live human being. After that I hope to discover that a whole world awaits me outside of my computer screen!
I'm giddy with excitement at the possibilities! Thank you, Karma Pimp! Your wisdom didn't get lodged in my earwax! I have heard your message loud and clear! Today is the first day of the rest of my life, and I will make the most of it!
All of you slashlings, come! Follow me! Karma Pimp has opened my eyes to something called the "Real World", and it's full of wonder and joy!
Think of all the time we have been wasting, typing words on a screen and trying to convince ourselves that they have meaning! What fools we have been!
