Couldn't agree more! I work all day on every one else's keyboards. I could bring my own, but that would suck. My hands and wrists got to the point that i couldnt torq a screwdriver, let alone type for any length of time. No doctor needed. Took up power kite flying and did some kung fu to learn proper alignment. In other words, stop reading this and go work out the parts that hurt.

google 'keyboard remapper'... beware of malware. old school MS keyboards and mice rock. find it odd how after they started to OEM all those cool models, ALL keyboards grew 'Windows Keys'.

ive got a working heathkit o-12 i would be willing to part with for 2 grand!

http://www.geek.com/articles/mobile/verizon-we-rule-the-air-and-dont-need-no-iphone-20100628/

Since the virus seems to only use one key, can't we just infect a file with known content and reverse the key by comparing the original/infected versions?