How am I supposed to develop a crush on my teacher?

The real concern here was the ambiguity of the telecommunications traffic...

The way the bill was framed was an internet bill against kiddie porn, but the lack of clear and concise definitions of what consitutes telecommunications traffic would have effectively handed them a golden key to all your electronic communication.

Not only would they be able to pursue and monitor my trolling, but also my prank calls... Bastards

If only I could delay blowing my load as long as they have managed to delay this conference.

If only...