Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! (Score 1)

Will I have a new sticker telling me to reboot every 48 days? Will I have to wait an extra 15 miniutes to start it anytime I turn the car off before putting it in park? Will the car slow down if I have more than one accessory running? How long until microsoft has to approve any new road construction? If I drive to Mexico or canada will I need a new language pack? Will .// be a universal key? How long till we get to sell Volvo a linux security system? Microsoft still sells 98 lisences? Will I have to hit the start button to turn it off?