Wow...just another good reason this dude should be getting a sweet job. I'm sure after all this someone will consider that resume.

Just don't let our new Earth have too many Windows made by Bill Gates. We will have bugs everywhere!

I'm sure a security software company could hire him with no problem.

Well, that fine didn't include all their spamming, lame ads & sharing of personal information.

Yea, $100 marijuana per person sounds like good testing.

He's going to write a check for $billion pieces of dirt.

The Start Menu is like his mommy's breast. He can't stop sucking it until he grows up.

" I've heard that Comcast has IPv6 around here,"... You must be near me. "They're far worse than the other options."

Well, your toaster probably only has FOUR(ipv4) slots, while mine has SIX(ipv6) slots.

We need to just shutdown the internet for a week for maintenance, get ipv6 working properly, then activate everything again.

Wow...so what happens now to all the comments/songs - "Your soul is in you heart" or similar?

There wuz a virus on her computer!

No, the administrative assistant just misspelled million.

Wait! Maybe our Intel processors will never ever have viruses again!!!! :) That's one way to put AMD down the hole...

Great. My 2009 Yellow Tail Shiraz is actually 2010.