It's "durka durka."

If you're going to be a smart ass, you should first at least be smart.

God doesn't exist.

Ah, someone I can have a discussion with.

A biological male can't be a woman.
Nope, just another indoctrinated dumbfuck.

Well then it's a good f(_)cking thing we don't live in a democracy!

Can't we just cast aqueous fria on the replicator?

Food delivers YOU!!!

Oblig. Para. HAND.

Also true for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

This is not a balancing game. Your rights are ultimate and forever. Your responsibilities are on a sliding scale.

Good lord, I wish I had mod points. You've nailed it squarely. Well said indeed.

and now that you've said that, are you going to sit there and enjoy your coffee? :)

"The attitude that workers in bottom tier jobs are fucking servants to mistreat has got to go. The customer is WRONG bob."

1000 times this.

People, just be kind FFS. It's not that damned difficult to be nice to the cashier.

The only thing 99% of our elected officials have ever been good at is running his/her mouth and drawing everyone's attention to whatever ridiculous shit he/she was spouting at the moment instead of what was going on that he/she didn't want anyone to look at.

FTFY

"...apes living in caves lifting rocks and flexing, shaking asses while clacking sticks, farting in faces, and eating half rotten apples."

You just accurately described ~95% of my extended family. My sister (the one closest to me in age, there are 12 of us that we currently know of...) and I are amazed at what can happen when rolling the genetic dice a high number of times. I'm not saying she and I are anomalous in society as a whole, but within our family we are most certainly waaaay in the "positive traits" tail of the curve.

I've been promoted at every place I've worked so that can't be tr...wait...

Damn.

Please elaborate.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. :)

Jesus. You hippies are always going on and on about your damned multi-phasic temporal convergences.

Get off my lawn, you tree hugger!