After 100 years on ice, I'd want someone to point me to the nearest bathroom (or whatever they call it), and show me how to use the shells. Then I figure that whatever media distribution mechanism they use will tell me what else I should be interested in. And chances are I'll be interested in it too.

I'm sorry, don't most people have to pay for significant operating system upgrades and applications? (Well, I suppose not the open-source crowd.)

And the thing about iLife is that you're only really paying if you need iDVD or GarageBand. The apps I actually use I can continue to download for free. I mean, what use would the iTunes Music Store be to Apple if everyone had to pay $50 just to use it?

That said, I won't buy iLife, I pay $10 a year for a .Mac email account, and I purchase OS upgrades with an education discount. Does that make me retarded?