I don't think the phone companies keep transcripts of you calls and probably don't keep track of who you are saying mean things about.
Alas, I long for the days when I was this naive.
By the end of this summer you'll be able to buy the Dell 24" LCD for only around $700(!) [...]
I read the linked article but I didn't see it mentioned that the LCD will be going for $700 by the end of the summer
Those who can't write, write manuals.