Better yet, oblig TNG reference.

And yes, Starfleet Command was taken over by a guy full of giant beetle creature(s).

Remember, this is Slashdot where angry trolls are modded up.

We can't make accurate predictions about real estate 5 years in the future much less 500 years. But the mouthbreathing mods can't even comprehend the aforementioned statement much less its implications.

So maybe I'll distract them by telling them the time my parrot ate my birth control.

-Kelsey

Please give me advice. This is important enough to repost since I am frankly out of money to go to the vet. My parrot ate my BC.

I just got another 6 months birth conrtol and I sat it on the table when I got home because I was in a hurry. Well I forgot about it so it was still there when we left today and locked the dog and cat in the kitchen with the birds. I'm guessing the cat knocked it off the table because he was sleeping up there when I got in. My female eclectus got into my birth control pills and crushed several of them up while I was out of the room. I know she had at least two because of the crushed tablets left behind, but I'm not sure how much more. The label says the pills are drospirenone and ethinyl estradiol tablets 3mg/0.03mg.

Has anybody had this happen? Or do you know if this is enough to actually hurt her. It's been about 24 hours now. She seemed normal this morning before work and when I came home she seems calmer than usual. She didn't eat much today. I feed her a mix of pellets and seeds. I only see some hulls of sunflower seeds broken. She ate a little more of her veggies which was broccoli, cauliflower and a grape. I'm freaking out at this point. Please give me any advice you can.

Thank you.

-Kelsey Zuckerberg

I know you are all pretty smart, so please give me advice.

I just got another 6 months birth conrtol and I sat it on the table when I got home because I was in a hurry. Well I forgot about it so it was still there when we left today and locked the dog and cat in the kitchen with the birds. I'm guessing the cat knocked it off the table because he was sleeping up there when I got in. My female eclectus got into my birth control pills and crushed several of them up while I was out of the room. I know she had at least two because of the crushed tablets left behind, but I'm not sure how much more. The label says the pills are drospirenone and ethinyl estradiol tablets 3mg/0.03mg.

Has anybody had this happen? Or do you know if this is enough to actually hurt her. It's been about 24 hours now. She seemed normal this morning before work and when I came home she seems calmer than usual. She didn't eat much today. I feed her a mix of pellets and seeds. I only see some hulls of sunflower seeds broken. She ate a little more of her veggies which was broccoli, cauliflower and a grape. I'm freaking out at this point. Please give me any advice you can.

Thank you.

-Kelsey Zuckerberg