How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey, that's a hardware problem!

I *ask* my servers what they want to be called. *Sheesh*

She already had one, years ago -- does anyone else remember the first series of Spitting Image, showing HM with her iconic headscarf (and tiara) rocking out to something on a headset. The tune was later revealed to be Rule Britannia...