I take it that means there is a 95% chance that this report is bogus, or malicious?
"Think about what it was doing while you weren't watching. Think about it!!!"
Well, it does have 4 right hands. That leaves 4 left hands to type with.
Lawyers should be barred from using any and all phrases that mean something different in the court than they do in normal speech.
And wording such a ban so that it cannot be gamed, loopholed, or turned on its ass - without using legalese - would be an interesting exercise.
"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!" -- Yosemite Sam