If you're interested, the rest of the essay is here:

"Evolution as Fact and Theory", Stephen Jay Gould
http://www.stephenjaygould.org/library/gould_fact- and-theory.html

> In his defense, he said: "the Flying Spaguetti Monster made me do it."

No, Midget, I did not.

But I Can Touch You With My Noodly Appendage.