You forgot to escape the internal quotes! Now THAT should be illegal!

Maybe it's time to update the famous Teddy Roosevelt quote: "Speak softly and carry a fat wallet; you will go far."

I bet you were "sure" about it because of a study you read, no?

And at this point in time, we have no imaging technology that can even produce anything near that resolution.

Hey, he's got a 4-digit UID! Respect your elders!

Well then, I'm just waiting until the children have to deal with this.

Algorithms can be patented. You're just not allowed to use the word "algorithm" in the patent application.

You forgot Tupac! How could you forget about Tupac?!

But they do have model rights, which means that the person who owns the copyright on the work can't immediately start using the work for commercial purposes without negotiating these rights with the performers. And the guy recording them most likely doesn't have the copyright; he'd have signed it away to the producer.

I'm just mad they haven't come up with that damn definition by now. What's taking them so damn long?!

Chuck Norris just glares at the screen, and the computer does exactly what he wants.

Of course.

Well, that's because you're probably running NetBSD on your coffee machine.

Then once you realize just what a great position you are in to become a billionaire, you might reconsider.

Because it would be "modifying the OS configuration." My bad.