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Journal krow's Journal: Real Friday Five (yet more of the same) 4

1) Soup or Salad?
2) Got to have it?
3) What do you think it would take to get people to answer the phone with the words "al-Qaida" and have the response be "Bob Dole"?
4) What do you do on your knees?
5) What can you do with a platapus, forest ranger, and 50 tea cosies?

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Real Friday Five (yet more of the same)

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    You know, you were over last night.
  • by JDizzy ( 85499 )
    1) Soup or Salad?
    Salad....

    2) Got to have it?
    Have what?

    3) What do you think it would take to get people to answer the phone with the words "al-Qaida" and have the response be "Bob Dole"?
    Money, lots of money, or mind control.

    4) What do you do on your knees?
    hrm... apply neosporin to all the scrapes I constanlt give them.

    5) What can you do with a platapus, forest ranger, and 50 tea cosies?
    What is a 'tea cosies'?
  • by extra88 ( 1003 )
    1) Soup or Salad?

    Soup

    2) Got to have it?

    No, but I must have it.

    3) What do you think it would take to get people to answer the phone with the words "al-Qaida" and have the response be "Bob Dole"?

    "If you're a chosen caller, you have a chance to win a million dollars!"

    4) What do you do on your knees?

    Clean kitty litter.

    5) What can you do with a platapus, forest ranger, and 50 tea cosies?

    Ask other people what they would do with these 52 things.

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