Gov. Snyder just revealed a plan similar to this for Michigan.

I'm so fed up with this Global Warming garbage, especially the human-caused portion of it. These "scientists" are like ants in an oven, blaming the oven's rising temperature on themselves, rather than the heating element.

You don't turn the device on, you power it up by saying, "WOZ up."

You don't find your scheduler, you say, "WOZ happening."

The reason you can't find anything at the website woz.com is because you didn't say, "WOZ it do?"

WOZ, I'm not funny today? WOZ the matter? WOZ wrong with you?