my y2k plans... (Score 1)

Well I went to Walmart to purchase a gun but found out that there's a 3 day waiting period in VA so I headed to the toy section and got several orange 9mm's. This way I can tell the bad guys I have a gun and not be lying. I then went to the local liquor store to get 2 gallons each of whiskey, vodka (for bloody mary's at work the next day), and tequila (since it's not warm here I'll pretend I'm in Mexico). In case the power goes out I charged up the laptop battery and loaded the hard drive with mp3's so at least I can listen to music while the world blows up. And just in case I downloaded much internet porn because everybody knows that the adult sites aren't y2k compliant.