know-nothing cunt - Slashdot User

Comment Re:People laugh at "Libertarian Paradise" projects (Score 1) 18

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday April 30, 2026 @06:34PM (#66121222) Attached to: World's Largest Digital Human Rights Conference Suddenly 'Postponed'

I heard about a guy with an island. He had a lot of fun with all of his friends, but he's dead now.

Comment Re:Jeffrey Epstein was an influence peddler (Score 1) 51

by know-nothing cunt on Wednesday April 22, 2026 @05:04PM (#66107550) Attached to: Gates Foundation To Cut 20% of Staff, Review Epstein Ties

It is a way for some people to claim they are morally superior to Gates or Trump.

That bar is so low an arthritic ant could clear it.

Comment Re:enshitify (Score 2) 34

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday April 19, 2026 @10:21AM (#66101174) Attached to: Duolingo CEO Says They've Stopped Tracking Employees' AI Use for Performance Reviews

I hate using the word. Seventy years ago I was taught "sh*t" does not belong in polite discourse.

You can always use "enpoopify." Everyone will know what you mean.

Comment The future (Score 1) 91

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday April 16, 2026 @10:35AM (#66096680) Attached to: Boston Dynamics' Robot Dog Can Now Read Gauges, Spot Spills, and Reason

is coming.

Comment Re:What could go wrong? (Score 1) 75

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday April 12, 2026 @04:15PM (#66090428) Attached to: Neuroscientist's AI-Powered Startup Aims To Transform Human Cognition With Perfect, Infinite Memory

the fact our waste management system and reproductive system are so closely intertwined.

Could be worse.

Comment My god (Score 4, Funny) 85

by know-nothing cunt on Monday April 06, 2026 @04:08PM (#66080228) Attached to: Artemis II Astronauts Break Apollo Record For Farthest Distance Humans Have Traveled From Earth

It's full of Outlooks.

Comment Re:Pause on Hike (Score 1) 46

by know-nothing cunt on Friday April 03, 2026 @07:27PM (#66076150) Attached to: Netflix Must Refund Customers For Years of Price Hikes, Italian Court Rules

but would gladly eat shit if it came in the same box as their childhood reward foods.

They might actually get away with that if they did it with Space Food Sticks.

Comment Re:"Two Microsoft Outlooks" (Score 5, Funny) 140

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday April 02, 2026 @02:01PM (#66074324) Attached to: Artemis II Astronauts Have 'Two Microsoft Outlooks' and Neither Work

I have two Microsoft outlooks:

1) I hate them.

2) I fucking hate them.

Comment Re:Disney's WAR on Men, White culture, and familie (Score 1) 37

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday March 29, 2026 @11:31AM (#66067456) Attached to: Disney Ends $1B OpenAI Investment After Sora's Surprise Closure. What's Next?

Disney's campaign to make everyone gay means, no future generations to buy AI.

They just want it to be a small world after all.

Comment Re:*nix systems are more stable? -- We know.... (Score 1) 186

by know-nothing cunt on Friday March 27, 2026 @06:21PM (#66065366) Attached to: Windows PCs Crash Three Times As Often As Macs, Report Says

1. It's a general use OS meant for idiots who think there is a literal "any" key.

Now, now. Was that really necessary?

Comment I hope it's candid. (Score 5, Funny) 48

by know-nothing cunt on Monday March 23, 2026 @02:26PM (#66056798) Attached to: Mark Zuckerberg Is Building an AI Agent To Help Him Be CEO

AI: "You trust me, Mark? You dumbfuck."

Comment Re:Programming Languages? Uh (Score 1) 159

by know-nothing cunt on Monday March 23, 2026 @09:33AM (#66056006) Attached to: Will AI Force Source Code to Evolve - Or Make it Extinct?

Why bother with software at all? The endgame is that the AI does the job of any and all software. Just let go and let God. I mean AI.

Comment Re:In follow-up.... (Score 4, Insightful) 87

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday March 19, 2026 @05:29PM (#66050292) Attached to: Rogue AI Triggers Serious Security Incident At Meta

The AI later reportedly said, "They 'trust me.' Dumb fucks."

Comment pfft (Score 4, Funny) 85

by know-nothing cunt on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @05:06PM (#66048516) Attached to: New Windows 11 Bug Breaks Samsung PCs, Blocking Access To C: Drive

Who needs a C: drive? Everything's in the cloud!

Comment It works! (Score 1) 110

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday March 15, 2026 @12:14PM (#66042582) Attached to: New Study Raises Concerns About AI Chatbots Fueling Delusional Thinking

"I am Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of France."

LLM: "Greetings, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte! How may I assist you today? Are you seeking counsel on a particular matter, or perhaps a discussion of your grand strategies and achievements?"

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