Comment Re:*nix systems are more stable? -- We know.... (Score 1) 129
1. It's a general use OS meant for idiots who think there is a literal "any" key.
Now, now. Was that really necessary?
Comment I hope it's candid. (Score 5, Funny) 48
AI: "You trust me, Mark? You dumbfuck."
Comment Re:Programming Languages? Uh (Score 1) 159
Why bother with software at all? The endgame is that the AI does the job of any and all software. Just let go and let God. I mean AI.
Comment Re:In follow-up.... (Score 4, Insightful) 87
The AI later reportedly said, "They 'trust me.' Dumb fucks."
Comment pfft (Score 4, Funny) 85
Who needs a C: drive? Everything's in the cloud!
Comment It works! (Score 1) 110
"I am Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of France."
LLM: "Greetings, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte! How may I assist you today? Are you seeking counsel on a particular matter, or perhaps a discussion of your grand strategies and achievements?"
Comment Re:Provide it as a baseline, as long as is't manda (Score 5, Funny) 108
A Canadian AI
Eh, I?
Comment Re:um (Score 1) 112
He should have said "literally exponentially" which would have clarified everything.
Comment Re:The End Cannot Come Soon Enough (Score 4, Funny) 44
These scam operations cannot die soon enough.
Wanna bet?
Submission + - Workers who love 'synergizing paradigms' might be bad at their jobs (cornell.edu)
know-nothing cunt writes: From the no kidding department:
"Rather than a ‘rising tide lifting all boats,’ a higher level of corporate BS in an organization acts more like a clogged toilet of inefficiency."
"Rather than a ‘rising tide lifting all boats,’ a higher level of corporate BS in an organization acts more like a clogged toilet of inefficiency."
Comment Re:Nevermind... (Score 1) 54
Interesting. But you didn't give her a chance to go full Glenn Close. No boiled rabbit for you!
Comment Re:Nevermind... (Score 2) 54
it was a "fatal attraction" type thing. A friend of my wife became obsessed with me, and after that, my wife was concerned for her safety.
This sounds fascinating. Tell us more!
Comment Re:This is why... (Score 3, Funny) 51
they become cops because they want to push people around and pretend to be heroes.
That was why I became a computer expert.
Comment Sensitive Mexican data stolen (Score 2) 22
Most Mexicans would be upset by having their data stolen, but the sensitive ones must be especially troubled.
Comment Mark Zuckerberg Grilled (Score 5, Funny) 20
A good idea, but I wouldn't eat it.
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