Comment Re:Yes. (Score 4, Funny) 182
Betteridge just shit his pants.
Comment Re:Let me guess (Score 2) 167
What shows are depicting farting women? Asking for a friend.
Comment Re:Like the Free Software song (Score 1) 5
Good lord I can't believe that's a real thing.
Comment Re:Discipline (Score 1) 29
We had:
Joy to the world
The school burned down
With all the teachers in
We looked for the principal
We found her on the flag pole
With a rope around her neck
With a rope around her neck
With a ro-OH-OH-OH-OH-ope arouuuuuuund herrrrrrr neck.
Comment Re: Bill Gates is so happy! (Score 1) 155
They're probably too busy counting and spending all their disposable income.
Comment Re:It would be better if Kyndryl instead acquired. (Score 2) 86
all those drug names that you see advertised on TV and you are supposed to ask your Doctor about (even if you can't quite remember what the drug is supposed to do for you)).
I just sing all the jingles at my doctor until he prescribes something to calm me down.
Oh, oh, oh, OZEMPIC...
Comment Re:Soon.... (Score 4, Funny) 54
An ourslopboros?
Comment Re:People laugh at "Libertarian Paradise" projects (Score 1) 26
I heard about a guy with an island. He had a lot of fun with all of his friends, but he's dead now.
Comment Re:Jeffrey Epstein was an influence peddler (Score 1) 51
It is a way for some people to claim they are morally superior to Gates or Trump.
That bar is so low an arthritic ant could clear it.
Comment Re:enshitify (Score 2) 34
I hate using the word. Seventy years ago I was taught "sh*t" does not belong in polite discourse.
You can always use "enpoopify." Everyone will know what you mean.
Comment The future (Score 1) 91
is coming.
Comment Re:What could go wrong? (Score 1) 75
the fact our waste management system and reproductive system are so closely intertwined.
Could be worse.
Comment My god (Score 4, Funny) 85
It's full of Outlooks.
Comment Re:Pause on Hike (Score 1) 46
but would gladly eat shit if it came in the same box as their childhood reward foods.
They might actually get away with that if they did it with Space Food Sticks.
Comment Re:"Two Microsoft Outlooks" (Score 5, Funny) 140
I have two Microsoft outlooks:
1) I hate them.
2) I fucking hate them.
