Next they'll change the name of the country from Albania to AIbania.

my Snapchat username is Druggy McDrugface.

Enskitification -- when things become ridiculously comedic? Nice.

I thought it was for quick cocaine delivery.

Well, bless your heart, you charmingly misguided soul! It’s a wonder that your brain has not yet taken a permanent vacation, for it seems to be perpetually lounging in the swamps of ignorance. You’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine, and I reckon a cat on a hot tin roof would have more sense than you. If wit were a currency, you’d be bankrupt, yet somehow you still manage to prance about like a peacock in a henhouse, convinced of your own splendor. You’re a fine example of why some animals eat their young!*

*Courtesy of ChatGPT

Perhaps they've been misled by the Osmonds.

For some reason that reminds me of my response to the "favorite sex scene" profile question on a dating site years ago: "I'm not sure, but it certainly wasn't when Malcolm McDowell shoved his fist into some unfortunate subordinate's rectum in Caligula."

I'll never be able to remember his real name now.

I keep trying to get ChatGPT to tell me crazy shit but it either flat out refuses or congratulates me on my warped sense of humor. What am I doing wrong? (Perhaps I should ask Chat GPT.)

Indeed.

Thanks for highlighting another benefit of remote work: The ease with which annoying coworkers can be blown off. At least he was nice enough to invent an excuse. I generally haven't bothered.

He's obsessive and ruthless. That can be enough to get things done without cunning or intelligence, especially since he has an army of loyal followers who won't care how many girls he raped.

Agreed. Why can't they be happy with simply playing with a ball of yarn or torturing the occasional mouse?

is like the one who locks the door to the cockpit while you're taking a leak and then flies the plane into a mountainside.

There's a word for that phenomenon, which I just made up: portmanteautalitarianism .

Now if you'll excuse me I have a new Wikipedia article to write.