Teach the controversy! (Score 1, Funny)

Finally! Now we can teach Intelligent Design next to that hideous theory of evolution. Praise the Lord. And we can teach Stork Theory right aside the hypothesis of Big Sex (urgh). And what about geocentrism or astrology in stead of astronomy? And the periodic table is just a left-wing, secular conspiracy. It is just plain air/water/fire/eather/earth. Justice at last! P.S: The devil burried/god designed and planted these fossils to trick us. You silly ignorant infidels.