FTP creators arrestted for piracy (Score 2, Funny)

Yesterday, federal agencies arrested J. Postel, J. Reynolds, and other key members of the RFC 959 working group. Federal spokesmembers argue that past comments about "information wants to be free", "social internet", and the existance of "0-days", "warez dumps", and "pr0n" on FTP sites around the world are clear examples of the intent of the defendants to create software for piracy.

Senator Talking Head(R) or Alabama commented, "This is a great day for freedom loving Americans everywher. Take that you commies!".