I still haven't even used 1% of my Gmail's space, they can have some of mine.

I'll Jailbreak it.

It's a Schedule 1 along with THC which according to the federal government, has no known medical benefits. Everyone knows that's bullshit.

It has already been proven decades ago that magic mushrooms and LSD relieve cluster headaches. Good Day.

Australia has become a hotbed in internet censorship projects and ideas lately. Looks like they are now using Lulzsec as an excuse to further strip away free speech.

What possible life changing events could someone possibly regret in elementary school?

Ok, now THIS is a good information. They are more useful than that pussy Julian Assange.

I remember reading an article stating how Lulzsec was a harmless "just for fun" hacking group. Looks like they were wrong.

Science is the devil.

I pray that you never reproduce.

I still idle IRC channels :)

I wonder if IE6 will counterattack with more page loading errors and botched layouts. I'm scared.

iPhones still suck.

Cool. More crap not to buy.

The internet is unfortunately the truest form of Freedom of Speech we have available. We can't even protest in public without fear of arrest or being harmed by police. There are a lot of people with money and power would like to stop the flow of information in its tracks.