Shit, I am not sentient.

There are a bunch people who have no inner monologue, or have it only rarely/sometimes. Thus, not a good criteria for sentience.

So the NSO attacks are only available for and findable by them? ...hmm, I wonder how they got there and can guarantee that...

"... ethical considerations ... regimes of Israel" - can anyone take this at face value?

Apple M1 is developed in Israel so you can assume that it is rotted through the core.

It's an Easter egg.

You are probably referring to the Pioneer anomaly, which was explained by thermal radiation. Alternative explanations exist, out of which MiHsC is my favorite as it gives also an explanation to the EM drive, galaxy rotation (no dark matter needed) and cosmic acceleration (no dark energy needed), and couple of other measurement anomalies out there ;)

The MiHsC or Quantised Inertia is much better alternative to the "complex fudge" of dark matter dark than MOND:

Be warned, the author's blog "Physics from the edge" has some quite good reads:

• • An Introduction to MiHsC
  • Debate on the facts.
  • MiHsC vs 29 anomalies
  • Resisting the end of physics
  • ...

Before everyone (incl. me) starts to learn Adblock Plus syntax, just add the four required filters as explained here:

http://tygerbox.com/2010/05/20/adblock-plus-filter-rules-to-make-facebook-somewhat-less-nosy/