That, or 1) take screenshot 2) set as background 3) kill explorer.exe 4) ??? 5) Profit!

First they came for the Windows-users, but I didn't speak up, for I didn't use Windows...

They came first for the windows-users, and I didn't speak up, for I didn't use Windows...

They came first for the Windows-users, and I didn't speak up because I didn't use Windows...

Yes... No bugs, thoroughly tested: http://www.ccnr.org/fatal_dose.html

Oh, I thought you were serious! Thanks for telling me!

Nope, it has been executed server-side. We now have the Google botnet to worry about.

Same thing to me!

In the Land of Apple where the iPods lie.

What does this button do?

All the cell-phones in my house have better cameras than my laptop. I really don't see why they shouldn't be banned before my laptop. On the other hand, it would be relatively easy to find the pirates in a movie theatre. Just look for the people desperately balancing their laptops on top of their heads.

Yeah. In windows 8 you have to send in an email to microsoft, and they'll send back a list of possible clients.

How about throwing a party? That might cheer you up! You can even get some napkins and bags!

Actually, it is more like inviting a friend to a surprise party, and then "installing" cancer in his stomach, before celebrating it with napkins and small bags.

Last time I checked, I owned the computer I was sitting with here... Guess I was wrong, and Lenovo owns it...