Yes, technology has created a monster. It's called Mechagodzilla.

I would get a cheap desktop and focus on your input devices. I'd recommend a tough, washable keyboard and mouse and let the kid go nuts.

Yeah, it was rough. I waited for two hours to vote in a zip code who's population is less than 2,500. I tell you, I get no regard... no regard at all. No esteem neither!

You forgot to demand $1,000,000,000 in exchange for not detonating the Omega device.