but anywho http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_amendment
This Slashdot submission is about Finland. It's a different country. Different countries have different consitutions. The First Amendment to the US Constitution does not have any legal force in Finland.
This comes as a shock! Time for US to invade Finland?
I doubt they can. It's not hard to capture a drifting object, but if it's actually "out of control" (fired a thruster until it obtained an energetic spin), then they'd have more work to do than just send up a shuttle with grappling arm.
You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.