Incentivized work could mean keep people desperate so they really want more money.

It could also mean that the highly overpaid will somehow benefit expecially nicely from being highly overpaid. Everyone will want that.

What exactly do you mean?

What exactly is a pervy door?

Beta radiation is not particularly worrisome. CRT TVs emit that too. This is a tempest in a teapot, and the only thing making this a headline is the word "radioactive" as if it's scary movie fodder.

911 calls from amusement park watches are a thing too (from the WSJ back in October) -- https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-owner-of-this-iphone-was-in-a-severe-car-crashor-just-on-a-roller-coaster-11665314944?st=whzguaeznlrbt6v&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink (free link!)

Very very well said.

This is the day trading phenomenon all over again. Remember the dot-com mania? Eventually a guy went kind of mad and shot up a room of day traders and fled police before killing himself.

Summers for teachers ain't free time any more (maybe a generation or two ago, but not now). And, the 9 months is mostly 24/7 sort of work: grading, planning, preparing, researching, doing paperwork...