Comment Forward to someone who will be around... (Score 2, Insightful) 203
Comment Re:As a side note, my own thoughts on future autos (Score 1) 144
Comment Re:A cornal what? (Score 1) 151
The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven
The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
Comment touche (Score 1) 61
Comment Microsoft just did... (Score 2) 373
Comment Copyright: no; Patent infringement: yes (Score 1) 241
Comment Re:Washington DC (Score 1) 346
Here in the Washington, DC area, we have our own entirely different set of seasons: { SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT! }
There... Fixed that for ya.
Comment Re:Yes, it's pretty straight forward too (Score 3, Funny) 151
Comment Same experience without the video (Score 1) 473
C:\Windows>Windows firewall subscription has expired.
with the written text about the firewall being typed MUCH slower than my 8 year old son types. Eventually I told the guy he was doing all of this in a VM, and he didn't think I was as smart as I said, so he asked a couple of obscure computer questions (about msconfig and northbridge/southbridge)... I then asked him if I could ask him a question... I asked, "Will you take me off of your call list?" I tried to guilt him out of doing what he was doing, but I figured I'd wasted enough time, so I hung up. I haven't had another call since then.
Comment I can tease my wife more... (Score 1) 337
Comment MOD PARENT UP (Score 1) 304
Comment Re:Good luck and I want the 13th ride up (Score 2) 488
This is Japan... you need to watch out for the 4th ride:
- 1 = ichi
- 2 = ni
- 3 = san
- 4 = shi == death
Therefore in apartment buildings the numbers are 101, 102, 103, 105, 106,
Comment Re:Does the KGB (Oops! I meant "DHS")... (Score 1) 300
[Does the DHS] have it's own lobbying organization now?
Of course.. they're call "Defense Contractors"... and they get all of their funding through the DoD.