If you ever find yourself in that situation, consult with your lawyer first! If you are innocent it is not your responsibility to prove it. You can only make things worse.

OK, the police have a drawing of what the rapist might look like. Turns out I'm an exact match to the picture, but I decline to give a DNA sample. Do they have probable cause to allow the courts to force my hand?

I'm assuming there will be workarounds, right? Jailbraking your car? Buying a car with the feature to lower insurance rates, then disabling the feature?

Don't worry. Someone's daughter will post details of the settlement on Facebook.

Transoceanic drones?

Mind the gap.

The older I become, the less significant difference I see between the sexes. Kinda sad?

Duh.

Format a few drives.