my spaceplane can fly 20 times in 20 days!

...the Marine Corps also wants a pony.

...that they are going to inform about a briefing for whoever is interested in news about an upcoming event where coverage of a future announcement will be told to intkfskghddf (head explodes)

Oh my frickin' good, that's one BORING company...

Wake me up when Microsoft announces that Paul Allen will publicly fsck Bill Gates up the ass, so I can run in the other direction.