USRobotics Pilot 5000 (Score 1)

I can't kill this thing - I've had this old pilot for so many years i can hardly recall - maybe 7? at least. I use it constantly. It's reliable. It holds my data. It never breaks down. It doesn't have an attitude problem. The siren lure of colour displays and playing games on a pda is screaming to me. But I try as I might, I can't justify buying a new pda when this damned pilot won't die and is so freaking usable. I drop it, it doesn't even blink. HELP ME! Must kill... But I'm a tree-hugging vegetarian so I need a hit man, uh person, to take care of it for me. DAMMIT, I cannot take a life. How many years must I wait before I can buy a new pda....