OH it all makes sense now! Steve Jobs is a ninja. (Score 1)

OH it all makes sense now! Steve Jobs is a ninja. It also explains why he always wears black turtle necks. Not a very good ninja though. A real ninja does not bother with airport security. or: Japan is trying to paint Jobs as a Tsundere. "I-i-i-it's not like I like Japan or a-a-anything! Geez! I'll never come back!! Hmph!"