I could have sworn the heading read: "Two Big Breasts for Personal Rapid Transit"

Glad you brought a little light to this aspect. After the first Gulf War which was before the saturation of email, a big amusement park in Virginia offered free admission to members of the Armed Forces as their way of saying thank you. For a little while, many of us thought it was junk mail, being a little suspicious of the generosity. My little family unit had a great time! So, I'm guessing I'd have probably "fallen" for this too. Clearly, I'm a Neanderthal idiot.