(Norwegian source: http://e24.no/media/dnb-maatte-stenge-tilgangen-til-sjakk-vm/22641053)
Languages are fluid, and you can't prevent it from happening. You've already lost this battle.
Are you saying he will loose this one?
That's right. loose.
Stop anthropomorphizing the Trans-Neptunian objects.
They hate it when you do that!
I certainly don't have any windows on my cubicle.
In Norway it is mandatory for all offices to have a natural source of light (e.g. windows) within a certain distance. If you work somewhere this is not possible, say a factory floor, there are strict rules about the quality of the light. Intensity, colors etc.
You want scientific? Ok, here you go: http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf It is a mathematical model of how the zombies will spread.
It is not as optimistic as cracked.com I am afraid.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.