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Comment Re:Good article (Score 5, Funny) 430

by jsellens on Saturday October 17, 2009 @04:55PM (#29779803) Attached to: On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine

I *thought* about getting a placebo, and didn't get the flu. I'm suggestible as hell.

Comment Re: Perimeter Institute (Score 1) 176

by jsellens on Tuesday August 18, 2009 @03:05PM (#29109707) Attached to: The Press Releases of the Damned

I hope Research in Motion's Perimeter Institute takes off.

Perimeter Institute is unrelated and not part of Research in Motion. A substantial chunk of original funding and enthusiasm was provided by Mike Lazaridis.

Comment Re:Obligatory Serious Answer (Score 2, Funny) 993

by jsellens on Monday March 30, 2009 @06:27PM (#27394777) Attached to: How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly?

Oh, and if you really need a line, next time someone says its cute, respond with, "Yeah, it's a 10-incher, just like my cock." Problem solved!

Wow! You've got a 10 inch rooster to match your laptop? Cool!

Comment Re:Deadhorse? (Score 5, Funny) 448

by jsellens on Wednesday February 11, 2009 @11:31PM (#26822901) Attached to: BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith

The difference is like driving a Porsche 911 after driving a pickup truck all your life.

You mean, beautiful, smooth, fast, elegant, and impractical?

Comment Re:The dirty way - the dangerous way (Score 1) 695

by jsellens on Wednesday December 31, 2008 @03:58PM (#26284115) Attached to: Home Generators (or How DTE Energy Ruined My Holidays)

Creating a male-male power cable is an invitation to death. Darwin awards here we come.

Comment Re:These questions always make me smile... (Score 1) 49

by jsellens on Sunday April 29, 2007 @12:41AM (#18916029) Attached to: Full Disk Encryption - Xen, Windows and Linux?

One "obvious" approach is to run the corporate windows, and then run linux under vmware running on windows.

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