If we are talking about star trek, it is:

rules of acquisition number 173: Don't pick up girls on /.

(ok, i know it's tos not ds9.)

It was a short but hot love between him, Konqui, and her, the bitten fruit from Cupertino.

But after she was pregnant, she left the guy, giving their kid a new name, so noone could see anymore, who had planted the seed in her.

But later the man saw, that his child was growing so well - so he tried to forget, that she left him all alone in the cold, and decided to adopt his own child again.

You could do this with the iphone now... But with a second camera on the front, I get finally a mirror to fix my makeup!

No, it's the promised low flying car.

What does this have to do with cows?

The point is:

With the functions in the ribbon, you are changing the *content* of your document, slideshow or spreadsheet or you are changing the format of it.

Everything in the Office-Menue is about dealing with your files (opening, saving, printing - yes you can argue, if it is file-related - signing etc.). Sure, you can argue about the name and the icon of the Office-Menue but it is a "kind of good" analogy to the Windows-Start-Button.