jon503's Journal: poopful

Thought of the day:
now that it's impolite to call oriental people oriental, we'll never call their rugs asian rugs will we?

Bear with me hear.
(That's asian for the animal that I'm with is not def.)
let's pretend for a moment that you don't like to pretend ever.
is it hard?
neither am I.. but I heard it turns some people on.

so I only write in this journal about as often as they change the sand in the national aquarium in Baltimore.
I apologize to and forgive myself since I'm the only person who enjoys my journal.
.. so I'm eating this chimichanga
that's an inside joke with myself

I just wanted to make a short entry so I can see that I still exist and to make sure I don't start worrying thinking I've dissapeared.

I enjoy.

[Xerithane]

It's rather amusing to read your journal.

I know you've never eaten a chimichanga either. Lies.

Damn gook.

Re:I enjoy.

[jon503]

What the hell!!! you can't just go around calling asian people Gooks! How do you think people would take it if I went to the zoo and started calling the monkeys Irish? I couldn't get away with calling you (read in the speak and spell voice for effect) three 3-balled bald french bastards with only one (make sure this is read in a way so it rhymes with tennis) penis. But now that you mention it I just ate one like 2 days ago.

Re:I enjoy.

[Xerithane]

But now that you mention it I just ate one like 2 days ago.
A gook or a french penis?

you can't just go around calling asian people Gooks!
Only you? :)