Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC--In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name i

Just submitted a story to slashdot. I have had a couple massive-almost-want-to-cry-cause-it-hurts-so-bad migraines in the past month.

Let's try that again. nothing like writing a masterpiece and accidentally closing the window.

here are some links for posterity.

Ok, first journal entry here on slashdot. Never ever thought I would even open an account here over a year ago, and now I am planning to spill my guts here. Well, perhaps not spill, more like a controlled pouring of my guts.

Anyway, for those 3 people who might ever read this, don't expect some juicy personal details every other month when/if I update. I won't be that direct. That's not my nature.

Instead, just enjoy these links.