We'd know it was a lie, because she doesn't live in Lake Wobegon

How the heck did I not know about thedailywtf.com? It's my new favorite site

I think this is my favorite slashdot comment ever, I don't care if it's trolling and incorrect, I nearly burst out laughing in public. I wish I could mod you up

If you were pulling a wagon to Oregon in the middle ages, I'd want to know how the hell you got to america, or alternatively, why didn't your other native american brethren have wheeled wagons?

The historical implications you just made are vast and profound.

maybe try this? Bittorrent powered upgrade.
I've never used it but it seems like a good idea

I know when I'm in the zone when I get up from my keyboard, walk around the house and then 5 minutes later I actually realize I'm not even typing anymore.

I'm so wrapped up in thoughts that I'm not even aware of where I am haha. I think it's a sort of religious experience.

I can only do this when I'm alone at home or school though, because I gesture and talk to myself outloud like I'm mentally handicapped...

black and white is grayscale. That's why they're called black and white TVs, or black and white pictures.

True, but this should only act as a natural free market force. If the product is bad people wont buy it. That's the kind of lost sale music companies can't complain about =)

I like your comment and I like your sig. Thank you for making the world a little less dumb.

My ancestors were the slaves of white men too, you don't see me complaining. I'm referring to my English, German, and French heritage, in case you were wondering. I'm sure some one somewhere was forced to work for a roman soldier at some point. Or if I'm lucky maybe they worked for a well off family in Gaul in the first century.

Gnugle

*points to parent* He speaks the truth

George Bush doesn't like...Catholics?