Let's use our big fat slashdot addled brains on this.
POSIT:

1) Masks are for man-bun adorned cuckold pansy-ass bed-wetters and their inept co-conspirators and partners stumbling though life without the ability to generate a linear - let alone critical thought process.

DATA SUPPORTING POSIT:

1) The F*king label on the box the masks came in. (pro-tip for the reading impaired - "Does not prevent the spread of viruses")
2) Asia - they were already wearing masks everywhere - after all - they were fully pussified after WWII. Yup - still spread!
3) Idiocracy - Mike Judge was a prophet. Electrolytes! - It's what a body needs......But what is it?.....ITS WHAT A BODY NEEDS! PUT YOUR MASK ON!

we are better than this!

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