Comment Mutants (Score 0) 238
It's as easy as hiring Halle Berry as a NOC.
Comment Re:Truth About Switchboard (Score 0) 163
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this similar to what Peplink has been doing for a while now with their "SpeedFusion" technology?... although I know it's appliance based.
Comment Re:Success story! (Score -1, Redundant) 268
After the stunning success of the original Surface tablet, Microsoft releases its successor, codenamed "Rodents of Unusual Size".
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
Comment Social, Eh? (Score 0) 42
Do they have a Facebook page I can 'Like"...?
Comment Re:Canada about to be invaded (Score 0) 95
Right. Exactly. But more likely this will last as long as it takes for the US to say "Oh, remember that money we were going to lend you, or those resources you needed from us or that blah blah blah trade we were going to do...???? Well, how about we get that data first."
Effect: US gets data.
Comment Re:Sudden Colony Collapse (Score 0) 248
hmmmm....bees go missing, venom worth more than gold...
What's the connection I'm not seeing???
[Oblig]... "No noise..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEcDk7MIQZw
Comment Re:mmmmmm (Score 0) 231
lobster fed lobster stuffed with lobster.
I still prefer mine the old fashioned way... Lobster stuffed with tacos.
Comment Re:Fundamental lack of intelligence (Score 0) 193
It seems to me that charisma is much more important for getting ahead in politics and business.
100% Agreed. http://imgur.com/PzbPO
Comment Re:My God.. (Score 0) 144
The **AA said it was just one, but it had some movies and music in it.
Mod this funny. Please.
Comment Re:You cannot fine that which does not have a numb (Score 0) 614
There have been a number of cases where the compromise of the phone company's directory has lead to these people being killed or worse.
What's worse than being killed? I'm pretty sure there's nothing. No matter if someone is tortured or raped, I'm pretty sure they'd rather not die, most of all.
Comment Re:One teensy weensy difference... (Score 0) 155
At what point before the digitization/Internetization of data in the late 90s could you walk into the public library in Ekalaka, Montana, and ask to use a phone book for Harpers Ferry, West Virginia?
Comment Re:Bye Apple (Score 0) 451
Tim Cook goofed.
Actually, he didn't. You're listening to him wrong.
Comment Re:Good (Score 0) 228
I dunno about the quality of prints, I've never used them and forgot they even existed...
Driver nightmare in a domain environment. Never had a good experience with these across many, many models. Print quality varies but would not prefer them.
Comment Common Mistake... (Score 0) 666
"Oh... I'm sorry... I thought you said 'high caliber' not 'high definition.'"
Comment Re:They have no intention of really doing anything (Score 0) 167
I used to work for a non-profit health & wellness/community organization that can be abbreviated by four very well known sequence of letters. They implemented robocalls for EVERYTHING including, camp updates, account balance due, etc from the headquarters until one VP got wind of it and realized they could use it for even MORE (marketing, incentives, etc). I heard many stories from the branch levels of how intrusive and frequent these calls were becoming. As the person in charge of the technology, let me tell you it was almost impossible to tell the VPs that no... this was not a good strategy. Good way to lose members IMHO.
