Comment You can be online, just don't use: (Score 3, Interesting) 130
Any browser that doesn't completely anonymize and secure browsing, social media, hosted email, any other applications that don't encrypt their communications, any network connection that isn't anonymous, any device you don't plan to ever re-use and that wasn't purchased with a traceable payment. I think that covers it, if you accept a couple dozen more assumptions that aren't listed in addition to the above.