Join us in Jihad (Score -1, Troll)

Tired of Slashdot's subversive abuse by the editorial staff?

Bored with mindless groupthink?

Had enough with Slashdot's unethical support for advertisers?

If so, we invite you to join the jihad against Slashdot at www.anti-slash.org. We demand a full
acknowledgment and apology from the editorial staff for their crimes
against the community. Until then, we will take whatever action is
necessary to discredit Slashdot as a reputable geek news site.

Our tools:

• Database Tool -
  A huge searchable database of old Score:4 and Score:5 posts ready for
  reposting. Gain karma at your will. Then, use your mod points and karma
  bonus to cause mayhem.
  
  
• Browsing Tool -
  Browse Slashdot through our special tool to alert other brothers in Jihad
  to subversive posts worthy of moderation. Also integrates with the
  database tool for quick karma whoring.
  
  
• Mail Tool - create
  fake email accounts for creating new Slashdot accounts for jihad
  operations with ease.
  
  
• Bait and Switch Mirror
  Tool - Use this to mirror a Slashdotted site. After a certain amount
  of time (to let the mods push it up to Score:5), it switches to displaying
  goatse.cx or your favorite disgusting image.
  

Join the jihad today!